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"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" sounds good but it turns out that eating MacBooks is an expensive habit and it doesn't even work

Like 12 July at 15:15 | Open on chitter.xyz

Jay

@cybersqyd That’s why they make the iPod Nanos.

12 July at 17:15 | Open on mastodon.online

syn

@cybersqyd every time I've eaten a macbook I had to see a doctor within hours I tell you

12 July at 17:42 | Open on ohai.social

jilotta

@cybersqyd you could eat an apple charger, it's like nine dollars

19 July at 8:05 | Open on mastodon.ml

i should be allowed to select responses from a soundboard irl too

Like 30 May 2023 at 20:22 | Open on chitter.xyz

boss: we need to increase productivity

me: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

boss: work harder

me: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

30 May 2023 at 20:23 | Open on chitter.xyz