"I have ligma"
"What's ligma?"
"Завтра ищешь в интернете книжку Dive into python. Похуй если ничего не поймешь. Затем идешь на python.org и изучаешь стандартную библиотеку от корки до корки. Потом зубришь, именно, сука, вызубриваешь конвенцию по написанию питоньего кода - PEP8, чтобы от зубов отскакивало. Когда напишешь свою первую имиджборду, по пути изучив верстку на html+css, скачиваешь и изучаешь любой питоний асинхронный вебсервер, рекомендую Tornado или Gevent. Как переделаешь имиджборду, чтобы выдавала по крайней мере 5 тысяч запросов в секунду, можешь идти дальше - тебя ждет увлекательный мир хайлоада. Apache Hadoop, сверхбыстрые асинхронные key-value хранилища, MapReduce. Отсос хиккующих выблядков / просто неудачников типа рейфага или сисярп/джава-хуесосов, которые сосут хуй по жизни не заставит себя ждать и уже через пол года ты будешь получать такие суммы, что любая баба будет течь при одном упоминании твоей зарплаты."

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𝓞-𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸 𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓔-𝓐-𝓐-𝓘-𝓐-𝓤- 𝓙𝓞-𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸 𝓐𝓐𝓔-𝓞-𝓐-𝓐-𝓤-𝓤-𝓐- 𝓔-𝒆𝒆𝒆-𝒆𝒆-𝒆𝒆𝒆 𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓔-𝓐-𝓔-𝓘-𝓔-𝓐-𝓙𝓞-𝓸𝓸𝓸-𝓸𝓸-𝓸𝓸-𝓸𝓸 𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓞-𝓐-𝓐𝓐𝓐-𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐

OMG imagine using that disgusting language over RUST. As a proud rustacean, I’m going to inform you: that’s blasphemy. You can do better. Grab cargo and start using a beautiful memory managed, statically typed, comfortable yet low level language with a spectacular packaging system. No more memory leaks. No more makefiles. End the weird bugs caused by unrequested type casting. Easily find libraries. AND ALL OF THAT IS BLAZING FAST (at C/cpp-level speeds - yay compiled langs and llvm c:). Why wouldn’t you? The syntax is spectacular as well; extremely clean, much better than anything else out there. Those match statements are so extremely pleasant, and the looping conventions are orgasmic. And the compiler is the most useful and polite you’ll come across; no more endlessly scrolling segmentation fault and template errors. It’s amazing and I love it and you should switch now because it’s far superior to literally everything else, all those gross languages you’re used to using. Come to rust and you’ll never look back, it’s so versatile and cleeeeean. Graydon Hoare is literally a god. The rust book is my bible. this is my religion now. USE RUST

It is year 2028 and Linux has been completely rewritten in Rust.

After adding Rust support to Linux kernel in 2021 Linux repo has been flooded with patches and pull requests from brave Rustaceans rewriting critical components in Rust to ensure their stability and memory safety that C could never guarantee. After a few painful years of code reviews and salt coming from C programmers losing their jobs left and right we have finally achieved a 100% Rust Linux kernel. Not a single kernel panic or crash has been reported ever since. In fact, the kernel was so stable that Microsoft gave up all their efforts in Windows as we know it, rewrote it in Rust, and Windows became just another distro in the Linux ecosystem. Other projects and companies soon followed the trend - if you install any Linux distro nowadays it won't come with grep, du or cat - there is only ripgrep, dust and bat. Do you use a graphical interface? Good luck using deprecated projects such as Wayland, Gnome or KDE - wayland-rs , Rsome and RDE is where it's all at. The only serious browser available is Servo and it holds 98% of the market share. Every new game released to the market, including those made by AAA developers, is using the most stable, fast and user-friendly game engine - Bevy v4.20. People love their system and how stable, safe and incredibly fast it is. Proprietary software is basically non-existent at this point. By the year 2035 every single printer, laptop, industrial robot, rocket, autonomous car, submarine, sex toy is powered by software written in Rust. And they never crash or fail. The world is so prosperous and stable that we have finally achieved world peace.

Ferris looks down at what he has created once more and smiles, as he always did. He says nothing as he is just a crab and a mascot, but you can tell from his eyes... That he is truly proud of his community.