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CyberSpook🇷🇺
Was this made by the same person who made ads for 32x?
Parker Banks
@coolboymew >get offered a threesome
>it's with the other two people (also men) who bought an N-Gage
NaiJi
@coolboymew Harold it’s Calhoun, Barney Calhoun. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some scientists in our research lab, uh, some other security guards, maybe five or ten. And, uh, Gordon Freeman. I killed Gordon Freeman with an ax in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people. Maybe 40 ! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I, uh-- I just had to kill a lot of people ! And, um, I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time. So, uh-- I mean, I guess... I'm a pretty, uh-- I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up. So, you know, keep your eyes open.
@coolboymew Harold it’s Calhoun, Barney Calhoun. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some scientists in our research lab, uh, some other security guards, maybe five or ten. And, uh, Gordon Freeman. I killed Gordon Freeman with an ax in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people. Maybe 40 ! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I, uh-- I...
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@coolboymew
The best part it's real and it's from a 2003 game before it became obvious who they were referencing.
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