Ever see a good toot, follow the account, then you see “RT @someone@twitter.com blah blah” and feel personally betrayed?

“I’m the same as daddy except I’m just younger”

- six-year-old, to three-year-old

Am I strange for thinking this is completely overboard? I would imagine 99999 out of 100000 do not change up their living room wall art monthly but I could be way off

Aladdin had three wishes and he didn’t even fix global warming