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Reticent Turnip

"I AM WORTHY OF LOVE," I screamed at the gumball machine, which had now given me five handfuls of black licorice gum in a row

MylesRyden

@ReticentTurnip

That's a handful of love you have right there.

If you don't want it, I'll fall into the gumball machine's waiting arms.

Hotter, More Cross Bunny

@ReticentTurnip

I hate it when all the people that I know would rather leave me in a bowl.

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