Okay but everyone stfu about Meta and look at this Tetris play I just did

We’re at the point where I’d argue that Linux is actually better for gaming a large portion of the time

Normalise naming things that require extensive online research completely unsearchable names like ‘c’, ‘rust’, ‘carbon’, and so forth

Oh, wait

The Jedi be like ‘only a sith deals in absolutes’ and then ban feeling things

A programming language that uses line breaks instead of indents (and vice versa)

Lastpass vulnerabilities: “thousands of users have had their accounts stolen”
Keepass vulnerabilities: “Umm yeah sorry guys but we have an issue where if you have a keylogger installed they might maybe be able to guess your master password because they might get a couple of the characters um yeah sorry… Oh and the person also has to have physical access to your computer and it’s gotta be unlocked with the database up and your key file and..”

The real reason that so many pride flags are five stripes is so the gays can paint them on their nails easily

It’s more likely than you think

TIL that Google’s internal codenames for each Android version are still a food name in alphabetical order of first to last
So I’m just gonna start calling them the codenames instead of numbers because Google really should’ve kept the desert branding going imo