BREAKING - South Dakota Governor Kristie Noem tries to win back dog loving voters by shooting her family’s cat
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #caturday #satire

Hot seniors in your area saying back in my day it wasn’t this warm

#comics

The expression “Eat sh*t” has been formally retired as an insult due to the FDA’s approval of the fecal transplant in pill form.
#nerlingersjokes #jokes

I highly recommend following Vice News. I didn't realize it was on Mastodon.

@VICENews

Maybe journalists should stop writing about Elon just like he wants and see how that works out for him.