Lying in bed, thinking

Makes me laugh whenever I see this 😂

"What do you mean I'm in the way?"
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Sorry I'm late, I got held up
#CatsOfMastodon

I don't need another cat bed
I don't need another cat bed
I don't need another cat bed
#CatsOfMastodon

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? #CatsOfMastodon

Biscuit, you may come to regret jumping here while I was in the middle of brushing my teeth #CatsOfMastodon

I wonder where Biscuit could be

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 10:
Step 18:

I just want to state, for this record, that he has a real cat bed #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Trying to get a picture of my cats together is like a challenge mode photography quest in a video game

For this achievement you need:

* All three cats in the picture frame (✅)
* All three cats looking at the camera (❌)

#CatsOfMastodon

The most interesting cat in the room

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Petition for all progress wheels to include a bored cat playing with the wheel

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

When I was a kid my dad told me he could count to over 100 using just the fingers on two hands and I was so impressed thinking he had some super secret code

Turns out he was just counting in binary

Look who got a new box 📦 #CatsOfMastodon

I think he wants something #CatsOfMastodon

Special delivery 📦 #CatsOfMastodon

Tell Cersei - I want her to know it was me #CatsOfMastodon

POV it's time to get up #CatsOfMastodon

Unboxing your new graphics cat