@AstraKernel those pens cannot be trusted.

@AstraKernel
#Linux admin goes trough a town late a at night, talks trough a phone:

- If he's not responding, then kill him.

Local thugs:

- Whoa, respect man.

@AstraKernel Holidays are going to akward

@AstraKernel Talk about inheriting technical debt.

@AstraKernel Had to port a COBOL program to another language and still having flashbacks decades later 😄

@AstraKernel "Hey, it looks like you're trying to cheat on an essay!"

@AstraKernel So you're saying the OpenAI logo is a biblically accurate Clippy?