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Alex Gleason
Obsessing over function names rn. Gonna make the best Nostr storage interface.
Alex Gleason
They're starting to make mythic-rare reverse-holofoil special limited edition BOOKS. To monetize the women in your life that don't play PokΓ©mon. The entertainment format that started it all is finally starting to learn from the modern toy industry.
Alex Gleason
ChatGPT is proof that having all the world's knowledge is not the same as being smart.
Alex Gleason
What are your pronouns? Mine are ye/haw
Alex Gleason
Creature of GOD or creature of DOG? Neither... creature of MAN.
Alex Gleason
The comments are either written by 40 year old single baristas in Portland, or Azerbaijan sponsored trolls sent to divide the United States. Hard to tell.
thegreatape
One time I was getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist, and the person cleaning my teeth started going on a rant like these comments. I'm pretty sure she did say

>I wish more than one of them got killed.

I was horrified to disagree since they were scraping my teeth with a metal hook.
Alex Gleason
This is the website that banned feminists for not including males.
Alex Gleason
There is a planet 14x the size of Earth and this is what we know about it. Imagine getting sucked into this thing, absolutely terrifying.
Alex Gleason
>sparkling water
>add alcohol to it
>revolutionary
>remove alcohol from it
>nonalcoholic sparkling water
>revolutionary

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/white-claw-launches-0-percent-alcohol-seltzers-depth-flavor-complexity
>sparkling water
>add alcohol to it
>revolutionary
>remove alcohol from it
>nonalcoholic sparkling water
Alex Gleason
This is product. This is brands. This is mindshare. This is influence.
Alex Gleason
It's January 6, huh? I wonder what Donald Trump is up to.
Alex Gleason
Unpopular opinion. If Cloudflare went down, it would actually be okay. People would log into their DNS provider and switch back the name servers. Then people online would scream "WE TOLD YOU SO!!!", even though in actuality we'd be over it with half a day of downtime at most.
Alex Gleason
GitLab right now. Friday night at 11PM. Nice.
Alex Gleason
Bro what the hell. GitLab went back to 1990.
Alex Gleason
Here is my Alex Gleason signature cocktail I just invented:

Shah's Palace

1 oz rose water
1/2 oz absinthe
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz simple syrup

Dry shake in a cocktail shaker with a vegan foaming agent. Add ice and shake again. Strain into a cocktail glass and top with sparkling water. Garnish with rose petals. Say "I'm vegan btw."
Here is my Alex Gleason signature cocktail I just invented:

Shah's Palace

1 oz rose water
The Forbidden Dreamer
@alex Distillation is typically performed using natural gas for heating, which is derived from dinosaur bodies without their consent and liquor is therefore non-vegan. Please do better in the future.
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