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Alex Gleason
GM, on this day of the Lord I have decided to not work and instead play Kirby 64.
Alex Gleason
Elementary school memory: "Kids, is the water in your shower safe to drink? Maybe it is. But the point is that you have to ask the question, you can't just assume the water is clean everywhere you go."

There's no way public school would allow this sort of unhinged freethinking today.
Alex Gleason
Google Street View adventures

Prague: God it's so beautiful, straight out of Dark Souls. Ancient European lore, a place of connection, wisdom, and opportunities.

Helsinki: holy moly, sickeningly terrible. Totally lifeless and dead. No wonder Finns want to kill themselves.
Alex Gleason
Stockholm: Honesty Sweden doesn't look that great either. This is the socialist utopia?
Alex Gleason
Is there anyone based in France? Not asking where they're located, asking if they're based.
Alex Gleason
"American Pie" is a 1971 folk rock song by Don McLean about the death of computer programmer Terry A. Davis.
anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
@alex "Alex Gleason of Gleasonator Fame, 2030 colorized" as depicted by poast ai
Alex Gleason
I don't think being taller also makes you wider.
Alex Gleason
Politicians who vote on drug laws should be required to take the drug.
Mitch Conner
Alex Gleason says drink the glyphosate contaminated water bitch
Alex Gleason
Okay but did the Popeye's get delivered?
Alex Gleason
Decided to give Elixir another chance and hack a very basic IPFS filter into Pleroma. 3 hours down the drain, only to find out the cid library from 2018 is a red herring - it cannot produce useful results on its own. This took 20 minutes to implement in JavaScript. Sorry, but I operate on American time, not European time. I can't reimplement the world from scratch in Elixir. I cannot subject myself to this.
Alex Gleason
"Yeah, Rouge, she's sexy and smooth ... Give up the Emerald or die, I don't love you!"

Damn, Knuckles is savage.
Alex Gleason
>On March 21, 2014, Hunnid-P was arrested for felony weapon possession. Allegedly, he was released from prison on November 30, 2015, though he has been inactive on his Google+ page since.
Alex Gleason
It doesn't matter now what happens. I will never give up the fight. As long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight, it doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right.
Alex Gleason
Twemoji 15 does actually exist and it's _on Twitter_, but they didn't release it to the Open Source community.

RT: https://gleasonator.com/objects/5d7f2018-3f15-4dac-a724-c43edc28a3b5
Alex Gleason
I guess that Senator lady kicking the bucket crashed my server.
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