I bought a new clock radio alarm a few months back, and it has one of those fancy "sleep sounds" settings. To help you get to sleep you can listen to 15 mins of waves lapping the beach, or birdsong, or rain fall in the trees.

But where are the settings that *I* want?
- ZX Spectrum loading Jet Set Willy
- 56k modem dial up and handshaking sounds
- Epson FX80 dot matrix printer printing off a school project
- Punched tape punching out a long Z80 assembly program

Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever.

Thanks @shieladixon 🎂🥳