@ancient_catbus can i offer you a tracked mountain delivery van in this trying time?

@ancient_catbus "THE CLAW DECIDES!"

@ancient_catbus gdpr says no. 😂

@bayartb une illustration pour le prochain talk où tu diras que "l'informatique est fatale" ;)

@ancient_catbus and rideable

@ancient_catbus But is it bikeable?

@ancient_catbus I wonder if Godzilla walking over a modern city is the equivalent to stepping on LEGO.

@ancient_catbus Japanese never stop surprising me.

@ancient_catbus Haha, love it!! 🤩

@ancient_catbus The only way this could be better, is if they renamed the shopping center the "Nakatomi Plaza"

@ancient_catbus I’d just turn around muttering “Nope nope nope” all the way out of the forest.

@ancient_catbus At least they colour highlighted the weak spots.

@ancient_catbus Metal af

@ancient_catbus your passengers must be very smol

@ancient_catbus sous les pavés, les chats

@ancient_catbus not too long ago I was at an art show where everybody was encouraged to leave with a brick and frankly this should be standard

@ancient_catbus Speak softly and carry a big stick.

@ancient_catbus
I bought a shillelagh years ago for crossing the street at a mid-block crosswalk without a signal. Before I bought it, drivers would threaten me with their cars and zoom within inches of me. When i had the stick and held that big end of it out in front of me, they suddenly found time and space to let me cross.
https://www.coldsteel.com/irish-blackthorn-walking-stick/

@ancient_catbus I think a lot of my enjoyment of this platform is just being on a small instance with a lot of like-minded people

I would just leave if I had to interact with the Fedi tab

@ancient_catbus I have yet to receive even one single death threat! And minimal chasers!

Is this what it feels like to be normal

@ancient_catbus wtf

@ancient_catbus
It looks like somebodies budget funds were misappropriated.

@ancient_catbus

A cat with armor...things are bad when the cat has armor.

@ancient_catbus Nooo, the Royal Mittens!!!

@ancient_catbus I was working the carnival. Literally it was my first job.

@ancient_catbus rich kids have their parents buy them the grand prize while they fail repeatedly in my experience

@ancient_catbus As a lifelong baseball fan, I always summed this concept up with one of my favorite quotes, "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."