Oh, that thing I’ve been putting off for days? That insurmountable, torturous task? The thing that’s been haunting me with every step like a malevolent wraith? It took two minutes. I will not learn from this

WTF DID YOU DO TO PISS OFF 20 OTTERS

P McG’s new trick is to lay siege to the sink to stop me from getting ready and going out

Somehow I don't think this is right, citethisforme dot com

P McG just closed my laptop and sat on it so I would pay attention to her instead of Netflix