@cat
White cat: "Don't mind me, just going to pass by here, HANDS UP!!!"
Tabby: *aikido*
White cat: screw this shit

@cat Cat Roomba Jousting, coming soon to ESPN Sports!

@cat am i the only one who sees the similarity between those videos of turtles mounting things and then falling over shortly after from uh.. 'Euphoria'?🥴

@cat 貓咪天堂 :ablobaww:

@cat 啊！！！！好多猫！！！！！

@cat "Look, there's plenty of space left around that pile so of course I'm going to try and fit right into the middle."