all mams love me. your mam would love me.

going to fuck city, population me (havin a wank)

gnome me daddy

my self esteem is at an all time low, so that's right, it's a perfect time to ask me for nudes

#thirstythursday anyone thirsty #onhere

a bunch of people seem to be posting selfies of themselves in bed poorly today on instagram and i nearly fell for it and posted one cos i am poorly in bed Also. m then i realised this is in all likelihood a scam by the CIA etc. to make me drop my guard and reveal myself at my least fit. i will never do this.

have you tried paying attention to me, hanny?

i think i would intimidate most of you irl

i want to not

i fuck up everything. this is either because of 'original sin' or alternatively because im an idiot dickhead.

when british people speak on an american accent? it's bad.

the fake tongue sex toy occupies a good chunk of my brain and always will

im in portugal and ive eaten some instant noodles out of a scratched up airbnb pan. tomorrow i will kill god.

this is snickers. say hello to snickers.

:wilma:

blocking anime avis

im going to sleep. good night. say it back.

im the ramblin mushroom

sucking dick and taking names (of the people whose dicks i sucked so i can write them in my notebook of people whose dicks ive sucked)

what should i draw