me at a stray cat: please cure my depression

cat: mrow

me: thanks

if witches were real and alive today, would they use brooms or roombas

explain your avi

if i was swimming 11,000 meters deep in the mariana trench right now, i’d be dead because of the crushing water pressure. there’s no punchline i’m just giving you a fact

Taking a break from life to focus on my Mastodon account

happy anniversary to my longest relationship. i have been on mastodon 2 days strong