Talk me out of blowing all my money on makeup and hair products.

when I first started playing civilization VI: What the fuck is going on why are there 1000 buttons and why is there so much ready? What is this, school?

What am I supposed to call it? Britain? England? The UK? Not even British people know...

Mom. Dad. Tonight I watched esports. I watched esports, mom and dad.

Shout Out to all my German followers out there tonight!

#ShoutOut #German

hey everyone.

*does gun fingers at you and winks*

He's a pinball wizard.
There has got to be a twist.
A pinball wizard's
Got such a supple wrist.

I will make myself as unattractive as I need to for a joke. I will do my chimp impression.

I know everything. I know history, science, math, art, all of it.

I'm having a laugh on here and we're beyond the witch cackle. I'm doing the monkey screech.

Does anyone on here know why my fucking iphone whatever it’s called just randomly turns the brightness way the fuck down, what setting is that called???

I believe that each and every one of you looks exactly like your anime avatar.

@Gargron What are you even working on?? I don't get it. Mastodon is done. There's nothing left to work on. It's perfect.

I care about Kim Kardashian’s very real butt.

What would you do with your time if you won the lottery and didn't have to work ever again?

Super musically disappointed that I only like two of The Weeknd's albums. I mean, the lyrics are played out but guess what the beats are so FRESH.