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Coming soon: Microsoft Excel Demoscene.

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Q: Why do programmers code in dark mode?

A: Light attracts bugs.

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Gentoo prefix has finally been completely fixed on macOS, ARM64 included...

Tired Bunny :bunhdcomfysleep:
@niconiconi you have been fediversed

Fediverse another person, NOT to be unfediversed but to have more frens here
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Zero-Copy optimization:
#define memcpy(dst, src, n) (;)

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GnuPG should play some keygen music while it's waiting for entropy during the keypair creation.

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Most customer-grade motherboards have perfectly usable serial ports on the SuperIO chip, wired to the ISA or LPC bus. But serial access to BIOS menu is unsupported. This is a conspiracy to sell more KVM switches.

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Secretly adding backdoors to cryptography standards? That's too 20th century. Let's just standardize a ton of protocols, much more complicated than they needed to be, so they're almost impossible to implement without making mistakes and creating vulnerabilities.

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> "Synology’s operating system, called DSM (Disk Station Manager), and is used on their NAS devices."

Most likely it's named after the psychological effects caused by crashing HDDs.

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> BUGS
Bugs? You must be kidding; there are no bugs in this software. But if we happen to be wrong, submit a bug report with as much detail as possible [...]

​:blobcatlul:​

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It's called Rust because the build takes so much disk space and you need to use an HDD (spinning rust) for development.

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Q: Why are macOS developers drunk?
A: Too much Homebrew.

Q: Why are ReactOS developers drunk?
A: Too much Wine.

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"Aged like wine" is when an obsolete program is desupported by Windows but it still runs under Wine.

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CPUs have a Boost frequency because building C++ Boost code would be too slow otherwise.

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