Trans girls will say shit like "no thoughts head empty I'm a total bimbo" then proceed to infodump about type theory.

Wiseposting sounds hilarious tbh

Don't shitpost in the #FediBlock hashtag. People get mad.

However, you can shitpost all you want in the #FediВlock hashtag, which is actually not the same lmao

Is there some part of don’t @ me that people don’t understand

The Fetaverse IS real, it’s very cheesy, and it can and WILL hurt you.

Seeing more furries on fedi

We must destroy all printers

The kind of person who says something like "I don't celebrate others' birthdays or Christmas because they're made-up traditions to get you to spend money" is probably also the same type who says shit like "I only shower once a month because science says your skin oils are actually healthy for your skin and natural skin bacteria aren't harmful."

"Just 3D print a new part" — somebody who has never owned a 3D printer or had to do their own CAD

Turns out cats wear pants like this