i'm gay, but in a gay way

i'm bored, so i'm making a twitter account so i can laugh at how awful it is

one of the first dumb things i've found is it makes you follow at least one account to continue, and elon musk just so happens to be at the top of the list

someone made a "Margaret Thatcher OS" https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/11w86qs/xfce_margaret_thatcher_os_new_archbased_distro/

*on fedi*
*gets bored of fedi*
*closes fedi*
*instinctually opens fedi again because i have nothing better to do*
*cycle repeats*

capitalism demands we wear clothes, therefore we shouldn't

hehehehe

fun drinking game: every time you take a shot, drink an entire water bottle

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roses are red
violets are blue

we should try and make "soft" another word for "penis," just so microsoft's name means "micropenis"

oh, so you're a catgirl? then get in

autocorrect makes me say things i didn't nintendo

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my gender is at 5% and rapidly decreasing

pros of using java:

cons of using java: everything else

i find it very funny that there are people out there who think downloading linux is illegal for some reason

my accomplishments:

- bothered to get up and eat breakfast today

the war on drugs? the war on terror? what we really need is the war on printers