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i'm running out of usb ports
17 Sep 2020 at 13:38 | Open on slime.global
Eugen Rochko

@Tom Germany stocking up its military after the Versailles treaty, colorized

17 Sep 2020 at 13:44 | Open on mastodon.social
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i regret to inform you that i am writing a node dot js web app

10 Sep 2020 at 14:45 | Open on slime.global
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Eugen Rochko

@Tom It'll be fixed in the next release. The problem is the video isn't exactly 60fps it's like 60.02fps etc.

4 Sep 2020 at 13:15 | Open on mastodon.social
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

reading abt the lhc just makes me wanna retwatch steins;gate but i'm also afraid to see how it aged

1 Sep 2020 at 23:13 | Open on slime.global
Eugen Rochko

@Tom I watched it semi-recently, it was good

1 Sep 2020 at 23:16 | Open on mastodon.social
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

deutschposting punkt sozial

14 Jul 2020 at 21:30 | Open on slime.global
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now that's what i call good ux
26 Jun 2020 at 10:17 | Open on slime.global
Григорий Клюшников

I love how everything says it "uses cookies", as if your browser is obliged to accept them or something. It's a user agent, after all.

26 Jun 2020 at 11:25
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

if you install "classic start menu" on a server 2012/r2 machine, you're a war criminal

25 May 2020 at 10:19 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

also if you set your server os to german you're a double war criminal

25 May 2020 at 10:22 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

you may not like it but this is what peak computer looks like
21 May 2020 at 14:45 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

tim cook fried my mainboard because i've illegally been running macOS on non apple hardware

21 May 2020 at 13:05 | Open on slime.global
Eugen Rochko

@Tom I read this as tom nook and it was very funny

21 May 2020 at 13:06 | Open on mastodon.social
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POV: my cat is bothering you
11 May 2020 at 17:55 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

hey being jokingly mean to people, especially online, only works if there's a pre-established relationship ensuring that the other person knows you're joking and not just being a random dickhead

4 Apr 2020 at 19:19 | Open on slime.global
Gregory

@Tom that's one of the reasons why I'm going to add the <sarcasm> tag to #smithereen lol

5 Apr 2020 at 0:15 | Open on mastodon.social
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

what's gotten into you today???
2 Apr 2020 at 20:03 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

sorry i can't go out i was diagnosed with problems disorder

1 Apr 2020 at 14:43 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

are the :newl: and :newr: emoji the biggest impact i've made on the fediverse

2 Mar 2020 at 16:37 | Open on slime.global
:v_s: tom (normal) 🖲️

:pogchamp: :pogchamp: :pogchamp: :pogchamp: :pogchamp: :pogchamp:

28 Feb 2020 at 20:46 | Open on slime.global
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