Happy belated #Caturday everyone! #CatsOMastodon

Somebody wants to play cat laser right now. #CatsOMastodon #cats

It’s hard not to feel a little insulted when Simon kneads my stomach. Yeah, I’m overweight. But you can stop anytime, buddy. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

He looks innocent, doesn’t he? #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

As with most things cat, I have no idea how this happened. #Cats

Sometimes he likes to look his potential victims in the eye. #CatsOfMastodon

I feel loved today. #Caturday #CatsMastodon

This is unbearably cute. #Cats #OfMastodon

I don’t really understand cats. #CatsOfMastodon

I snapped my fingers and Sylvester looked at me as if I had grown a second head. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Simon can be aggressively loving. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

The butt shimmy. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #OrangeCat

I’ve decided his full name should be Simon B. Underfoot. I got home a few minutes ago and he just stopped yelling at me. I think he fell asleep. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #OrangeCats

Some of these DIY kits are really hard. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #TuxedoCats

The boys are bird watching. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #TuxedoCat #OrangeCat

He gently dragged my hand under him with teeth and claws. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #OrangeCat

Simon would like to know if you are finished with that. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

“Were you using this keyboard? Well, anyway…” #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

We have a surprise late entrant to the red dot race. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

Clearly I should give him what he wants, right? (Not to worry, I did after taking this video.) #Cats #CatsOfMastodon