here's some more cursed error messages i found online for your enjoyment

bill window

turing completeness is a really brain fucky idea

yes, this machine can make numbers bigger and has a cool spinny thing, with enough centuries it could run cyberpunk

if microsoft made a CPU architecture, they'd probably include something ridiculously cursed and completely useless like an instruction that opens microsoft edge

so, i was browsing https://isp.netscape.com/ at 3am like a normal girl in her early 20's does, when i noticed something weird... what the fuck is this "download browser" thing? it downloads a file called "AOL_Netscape.exe", what the fuck is that

fuck it

echo 'EDITOR="wine msword.exe"' >> ~/.bashrc

personally, i think you can determine how powerful a computer is with these simple questions:

- can it run minesweeper?
- can it run tetris?
- can it run doom?
- can it run crysis?
- can it run cyberpunk?

this nicely splits systems into tiers based on the most complex game it can handle out of this list

hmmm no shit

this is still the best EULA in all of software