the only thing "i identify as" is many differences between two pictures as possible
@dirt I identify as Eugen Rochko
what's the most dirt thing you've ever done, in your opinion
@dirt Texted my ex (not now, many many years ago)
it's fine
@dirt Uh-oh
i think we should reopen verified account discourse
@dirt In what way
oh no crude oil prices don't go sub-zero your so sexy aha
#TextYourEx
@dirt Yeah no
it'll get harder and then it will be easier to chop
@dirt :blobsweats:
it's all downhill once you turn 27, in my experience
>:^]
@dirt Me but with Empath back then
It must have sucked to have actually had a Canadian girlfriend before the internet could prove she existed
@dirt I identify as Eugen Rochko