#DOFH excuse #108:

i3wm doesn't work on your machine because you have Core i7.

#DOFH excuse #54:

HTTP 419 (Server Replaced With A Teapot)

#DOFH excuse #45:

It's not DNS. There's no way it's DNS. It was DNS.

#DOFH excuse #37:

Google Product discontinued.

#DOFH excuse #83:

Your browser is not supported. Please install Chrome.