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XKCD Bot

The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.'
xkcd.com/2977/

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@xkcd

"We applied AI to their circumstances and now people eat glue"

XKCD Bot

Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.
xkcd.com/2913/

XKCD Bot

"The police told me I can't be a doctor, but whenever they show up I just go into the Google Maps settings page I found and change the house to 'Police Headquarters' and then they have to do what I say."
xkcd.com/2850/

K. P. Badertscher

@xkcd Reminds me of Idiocracy doctor!

XKCD Bot

My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.
xkcd.com/2700/

Yohannon

@xkcd "They didn't say I couldn't!!"

McTwist

@xkcd Just use a password manager which can use *any* character. Best way to confuse a poorly written system.

Celine Robichaud

@xkcd My first reaction towards this null is “what does it eat in wintertime?”

XKCD Bot

WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!
xkcd.com/2691/

XKCD Bot

"Friction-driven static electrification is familiar and fundamental in daily life, industry, and technology, but its basics have long been unknown and have continually perplexed scientists from ancient Greece to the high-tech era. [...] To date, no single theory can satisfactorily explain this mysterious but fundamental phenomenon." --Eui-Cheol Shin et. al. (2022)
xkcd.com/2682/

XKCD Bot

Massage: Theoretical (10), Quantum (6), High-energy (2), Computational (1), Marine (1), Astro- (None)
xkcd.com/2656/

XKCD Bot

If you ever see someone using a capital xi in an equation, just observe them quietly to learn as much as you can before they return to their home planet.
xkcd.com/2586/

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