If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.

This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

All these companies bragging about making plants taste like meat...

Cows have been doing that forever!

How do u spell CANADA?

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack

she hasn't realized it yet but the thyme is cumin