@AlarminglyBad Sorry buddy, looks like you blew a seal. Keep my love life out of it and just fix that damn car.

@AlarminglyBad Image description:
A man looks in the fridge. Some kind of food is labeled " Do not eat if seal is broken". He looks over to a seal (the animal) at a table. The seal says: She left me. She left me and took the kids. He is crying. He drinks alcohol. The man puts the food back into the fridge.