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Every program is malware if you hate computers enough

I saw this and felt the need to post it here

https://twitter.com/HimeHinghoi/status/1652299937407995906

When someone new joins the fediverse:

Someone on fedi called advertising "pollution" and that's a perfect descriptor.

Me: [touches grass]

Grass: "um I think we should just be friends"

Me: :(

Finally beat Crimsin Solitaire. Well, one ending at least.

all of you lil mew mews be like

Whoa it's

the person reading this

so cute!

why fork a project when you can spoon it

we are all cats

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In my dream last night, I got transported to a fantasy world and they let me pick a race and class I wanted to be and one of the options was "demon knight" so I was like "hell yeah" and then when I spawned I was a very small demon boy with a t-shirt and shorts and only had armored gauntlets and steel boots and a greatsword. Brain, what did you mean by this?

​:nacho_borgor:​

I got the covid vaccine and didn't get cat ears that's proof they don't work

people who marked their accounts as cats be like: