Reading that issue of The Hulk where @Gargron tries to capture him and harness his gamma ray strength to power the supercomputers of Mastodon:

Me, trapped by my own hand inside a telephone booth: "I am the CEO of this telephone booth."

Trudeau Looks Directly at the Viewer

#mastodev is now illegal

i take no pleasure in reporting this

mastodon isn't the same since they started allowing posts with swears

[youth pastor sitting, backwards in his chair]: "Jesus was most definitely poggers."

When will my wife return from the wife wars?