@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I'm being attacked!

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon lol but I'm on vacation, check mate!

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I'm just getting a couple sticks of celery and a glass of heavy cream.

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon #winner

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon OMG! 😂

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon love this.

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Ex. The governor says, 'Save soap and waste paper. ' So soap is more valuable than paper.”

Ex. Lesbian Vampire Killers, the title of a comedy-horror film:

Lesbians that kill vampires.
Killers of lesbian vampires.
Lesbian vampires that are killers.

As you can see, Syntactic Ambiguity aka amphiboly really tickles my biscuit. 😀

#Amphiboly

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stress-testing the flexibility of words.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I don't have enough time left in my life.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Yeah... that's intentional. Heh.

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Oh Lord!

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@Tami Das ist doch was für Dich. 🙈

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I just spent an embarrassing amount of time figuring out why there were 4 bottles.

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon same. I only see 3