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The Whore of Blahbylon

Them: So, how was your meal at the Cthulhu Café?

Me: Uhmm... interesting.

Like 5 December at 14:11 | Open on mastodon.social

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!

5 December at 14:45 | Open on tilde.zone

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your Crème R'lyeh

5 December at 14:49 | Open on hachyderm.io

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I almost lost sanity

5 December at 15:31 | Open on rollenspiel.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Maybe she's born with it —
Maybe it's Neighbelline.

Like 29 November at 18:06 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

BREAKING NEWS

Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up shit that is more idiotic than current reality.

Like 9 November at 16:26 | Open on mastodon.social

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon okay but the onion is having a renaissance rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZRVZce5Qs

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBYmyYK4Kcg

10 November at 3:44 | Open on tasty.latkes.gay

Miakoda

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
@Li

It's too upsetting to be funny. *heavy sigh*

10 November at 6:25 | Open on pdx.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon BREAKING NEWS: The Onion saved from imminant destruction by LLMs who have whole-heartedly agreed to continue the great tradditions of The Onion simply by ingesting all of the world's real news, then summarizing it via their beautiful algorithms.

10 November at 9:53 | Open on fedi.adamm.cc

The Whore of Blahbylon

Know your shits.

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits

Shits

Dogshit - Very poor quality

Bullshit - Not true

Horseshit - Nonsense

Apeshit - Rambunctious

Batshit - Insane

Chickenshit i- cowards

Ratshit - poor quality

No shit - Obviously

Holy shit - mind blowing/unbelievable

Hot shit - very good

Dipshit - a total dumbass

Tuff shit - Take it or leave it.

Jack shit - nothing

The shit - perfection

Like 24 October at 1:28 | Open on mastodon.social

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Related: the life story of Jack Schitt https://youtu.be/rGh2ehh317Y?si=Kvm2hKZVZtw-A7XK

27 October at 17:07 | Open on chaos.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon My sister would love this.

28 October at 13:40 | Open on defcon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I have seen a lot of shit in my life, so I am almost fluent.
“Batshit crazy” being one of my favorite shits.

29 October at 10:07 | Open on det.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Very close-up photo of a black and white cat shot from below the cat's chin. Black areas are around the eyes and nose with the rest of the cat white.

Like 14 September at 16:38 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Orange tabby cat sitting on hardwood floor and looking up to the camera.

Like 14 September at 16:36 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Sweet-faced grey tabby cat looking at the camera.

Like 14 September at 16:35 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Medium-haired brown and white cat looking at the camera.

Like 14 September at 16:34 | Open on mastodon.social

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Photo of long-haired white cat with spot of brown and yellow eyes.

Like 7 September at 17:12 | Open on mastodon.social

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Photo of a sleepy brown tabby facing the camera.

Like 7 September at 17:10 | Open on mastodon.social

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Artist unknown.

Illustration of a long-haired Siamese cat. Artist uknown.

Like 24 August at 14:00 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Photo of brown and white cat asleep with its tongue sticking out a little bit.

Like 24 August at 13:57 | Open on mastodon.social

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Photo of an adorable young brown tabby cat with white chest and paws sitting on someone's lap.

Like 24 August at 13:57 | Open on mastodon.social

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Someone has placed baby clothes over a cat's head and the label is falling over the cat's face. The label reads "baby 00000 tiny baby."

Like 24 August at 13:55 | Open on mastodon.social

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Orange tabby and an orange and white cat playing on the sofa. The orange tabby has its front paws pushed firmly under the other cat's chin.

Like 24 August at 13:53 | Open on mastodon.social

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Photo taken at floor level of a black cat lying down on the floor. The background is out of focus.

Like 24 August at 13:52 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Cat Flag

Like 17 August at 16:22 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Orange tabby asleep on the bed.

Like 17 August at 16:20 | Open on mastodon.social

The Whore of Blahbylon

Photo of black cat with very large yellow eyes and a surprised expression on his face. All black except for a small white dot on the top of his chest.

Like 17 August at 16:19 | Open on mastodon.social

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Young, light greyish-brown tabby curled up asleep on a quilt.

Like 17 August at 16:17 | Open on mastodon.social