Him: I wish you were sailor moon
Her: We have sailor moon at home

Not sure, but I think I have a small problem with my HDD, can anyone help?

Good morning nerds and weebs

That time I got reincarnated as a fried shrimp

I "loooooove" active directory

It creates user folders at our company combined out of full first name and full last name.

Guess what, my last name contains an umlaut (ö)

Guess what, we use nodejs in our build pipeline

Guess what, our build pipeline fails hard because node doesn't like the umlaut in my name and node execution is required

there are two wolves insdie you

crowbar .... hehe

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sasa lele

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r00d

waffles

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