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UnclePJ

You can lead a horse to water. You can leave your horse behind. Cause your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance, then they’re no horse of mine!

5 April at 21:56 | Open on zirk.us
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Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛

@unclepj
Open the doors, get on the floors
Everybody's gonna walk the horse

5 April at 23:24 | Open on lediva.masto.host
Paul Drye

@unclepj Ah yes, the 80s classic by Men Without Horse.

6 April at 0:48 | Open on spacey.space
Bellycan

@unclepj Everclear stuck in my head now, but with new lyrics

6 April at 1:11 | Open on aus.social
UnclePJ

I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

29 March at 13:35 | Open on zirk.us
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Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷
Cassandra

@unclepj Heh. It’s better than neglecting my own bodily needs for hours on end while playing the Sims :D

29 March at 14:36 | Open on autistics.life
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UnclePJ

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20 Sep 2023 at 13:48 | Open on zirk.us
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