murderous thoughts emerge

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I said extra fries, not extra floof! 🍟🐱

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breakfast in bed bottle service 🍼🐱

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Presidents' Day plans: stretch. nap. repeat. 😸💤🇺🇸

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serving the derp all day with a side of blep

#Caturday #blep

working on his hole-in-one skills near a potential water hazard

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note to self: always keep a treat in hand to avoid kitty karate chops

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wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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the lesser known Running of the Purrs 🥫😸

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ginger: "prepare to be amazed!"
black: "prepare to be disappointed."

and just like that, the illusion of skill vanished.

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a crunch-tastic symphony of nori munching

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i see two of you, hooman

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Fists of Furry

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under the bed swiffer service - satisfaction guaranteed or your hairball back!

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DIY enthusiasts, you too can transform your home into a ninja warrior catstacle course

:insta: @catioguy

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slap-happy hour at the local watering hole

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well that escalated, then deescalated quickly

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"sorry, i didn't mean to hit you."
[looking into camera] "i totally did." :catmoji_smug:

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breaking news: local cat stages daring escape from conformity

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Dolby Cat-mos meow-fi surround sound

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