my social battery is permanently at 1% and that's just how I like it, okay?

#Caturday

I must go. My people need me.

#Caturday

sliding into the weekend like

#Caturday

missing the best friend you lost

#Caturday #dogs

I don't know what this is, but it may qualify as the world's most expensive cat toy.

#Caturday

when your exit strategy backfires, literally

#Caturday

what if we kissed under the break room table

#Caturday

just checking if you're real... yep, gotta go!

#Caturday

"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"

#Caturday

A demonstration of Archimedes' principle, now with 100% more judgment.

#Caturday

because sometimes the best defense is a good tickle

#Caturday

admit it, you know you would if you could

#Caturday

Pfft... two can play at this game, bro.

#Caturday #Mondog

Dear Diary, today the servant caught me during my attempt to grow longer arms. I don't know what all the screaming was about.

#Caturday

hoppy hour at the whiskered meadow

#Caturday

What do you mean we're out of snacks?? Man, this boat party is lame... I'm outta here.

#Caturday

cat hardware running dog software

#Caturday

i want my two dollars!

#Caturday

from sweet nothings to playful nibbles

#Caturday

payment accepted in cash, credit, or catnip

#Caturday