trust me bro, i stashed the catnip where mom wouldn't find it

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lick it, claim it. that's the rule of paw

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do not fear, tiny human. i shall liberate your hair from the tyranny of rubber bands

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dinner time approaching...

plot twist: you're the dinner 🦈

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professional biscuit maker in search of a forever kitchen. will work for cuddles and treats #KneadAJob

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cat.exe has encountered a "what even?" error

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kibble excatvation in progress

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when someone winks at you, respond with finger guns and hope for the best 👉😎👉 :neocat_confused:

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tactical retreat, activate!

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the moment when cats realize bread can be weaponized

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son, you are going to take a bath whether you like it or not!

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when you lie on your resume but still get the job

#Caturday #dogs

size matters not when you're a sassy smol

#Caturday #dogs

ginger-purr-ed loaf

:insta: @pennythegingercat

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Cat Wars Episode I: The Hanging Menace

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4 out of 5 dentists agree, your breath smells like cat butt

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must...resist...urge...to smother...with cuddles

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asserting dominance through sheer mass

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making sure tiny human is properly kneaded for optimal sleep

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go to sleep, kid. mommy needs to watch her shows

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