To guerrilla market Pleroma, I am proposing a new tag, #ItsAlwaysPleroma to express the fun my friends and I always have using this great software.

hopefully this isn't too cheesy

many people in my timeline met on here and moved in together, even made lifelong commitments to one another. I have been able to participate in the joy when users on my own server have graduated, bought a home for the first time, given birth to new life.

Have you noticed how many of these Twitter refugees are obsessively absolutely convinced that they are being stalked by Russia trolls, all the way to the Fediverse? Reminder that these people are stupid. Really, really stupid.

New users, welcome to the #Fediverse. Shitposter.Club is possibly the oldest instance still in operation, and arguably its flagship instance. We were here before you, we will still be here after you have gone. Registrations are closed because you are not worthy.

Cats already have the rest of the Internet, the Fediverse has foxes.

AAARGHGHHHHH IT IS FEDIVERSE NOT MASTODONNNNNNN

requesting that manga panel where the girl says that penises are inspiring because they lead men forward or something like that

literally everything you promote is presented as if alternatives are nonexistent.

here's a few more cards, some of these are newer. they don't have a blockchain presence (yet.)

More cards of some of the most iconic users. The Fediverse is huge but you are basically members of the original pantheon. Be proud.