alina 🌸

i want to work on so many fun stuff but uhh capitalism...
:neocat_cry:

Like 24 April at 10:57 | Open on very.stupid.fish

dear americans

nobody outside usa knows what the fuck are EST EDT ET PST CST and 289191 other "standard" timezones.
please for the love of god use UTC+X

sincerely, :haggard:

Like 8 April at 3:50 | Open on very.stupid.fish

alina 🌸

mojo is such a techbro-pilled language
what the fuck is this :neocat_woozy:

Like 31 March at 16:30 | Open on very.stupid.fish

alina 🌸

> To qualify for the entitlement, you must:
…
Provide Apple a stand-by letter of credit from an A-rated (or equivalent by S&P, Fitch, or Moody’s) financial Institution of €1,000,000 to establish adequate financial means in order to guarantee support for your developers and users.

https://developer.apple.com/support/alternative-app-marketplace-in-the-eu/

what the fuck apple

> To qualify for the entitlement, you must:
…
Provide Apple a stand-by letter of credit from an A-rated (or equivalent by S&P, Fitch, or Moody’s) financial Institution of €1,000,000 to establish adequate financial means in order to guarantee support for your developers and users.

https://developer.apple.com/support/alternative-app-marketplace-in-the-eu/

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Like 25 January at 18:48 | Open on very.stupid.fish

alina 🌸

oh my FUCKING GOD

apparently safari doesn't support opus. in 2024. fucking how

Like 13 January at 23:08 | Open on very.stupid.fish