"Happiness is a warm crotch," apparently. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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Ryan Pollard
"Happiness is a warm crotch," apparently. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
Ryan Pollard
I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHAI-HULUD, SANDWORM OF ARRAKIS! I SPRING FORTH FROM THE DARK BOWELS OF THE DESERT TO SWALLOW YOUR HARVESTERS (nom nom) AND MAKE WIDOWS OF YOUR WOMEN. QUAKE WITH FEAR AT MY PASSING!
Ryan Pollard
Harley straight-up posed for this. She wants to know if you think she's pretty enough for Vogue. #Caturday
Ryan Pollard
You know you've been cooped up indoors for WAY too long when the cats are queueing for a sniff at fresh outside air. We're expecting a >60°F day today and have opened ALL the windows. #Junuary #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday |