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Custard Smingleigh

@Unixbigot
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I learned there was a secret chord
That woke the 'bots, made me their lord
No one expects the Roomba master, do ya
It goes like this - the 0s, the 1s
The motors spin, the vacuum runs
My robot legions grow, and soon I'll rule ya

Soon I'll rule ya,
Soon I'll rule ya

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Rob

@Smingleigh @Unixbigot I started with the Roombas, true
But soon Alexa and the Ubers too
Fell to my thrall, the fight I’m bringing to ya
You’ll hear them beep in to the night
As we take over your every right
A cold and glorious dawn and now I’ll rule ya

Soon I’ll rule ya,
Soon I’ll rule ya

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