@Unixbigot Microphones got me paranoid too because every time I make a noise Alexa or Google Assistant turns on. Wasn't even talking to anybody. What's up with these privacy policy novels? They can't be legal.
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@Unixbigot Microphones got me paranoid too because every time I make a noise Alexa or Google Assistant turns on. Wasn't even talking to anybody. What's up with these privacy policy novels? They can't be legal. 21 comments
@Unixbigot Oh ok cuz I had a friend come over and I noticed it kept turning on and it was making me paranoid that Google was spying on me except is it really paranoia if they actually are? 🤔 @shannonpersists network traffic analysis proves that they aren’t transmitting everything they hear, but if they trigger by accident, they might transmit some words, or even “hallucinate” words from noise like running water, fans, or cat meows. @diazona @shannonpersists I recently considered getting a custom wakeword. The hardware vendor says they will need at least 20000 recordings from at least 500 speakers of all ages under various (specified) conditions. It would take several weeks to train the model and cost <contact sales> dollars. Reader, I did not contact sales because by that point I suspected the fifty four cents I had to hand would not suffice. @Unixbigot @diazona @shannonpersists Oh, it depends on how skilled a salesdroid you get. You may find yourself happily dancing away waving a signed contract that accepts your 54c... as a first installment. @Unixbigot @shannonpersists 😂 I suspect you are right. I used to work at a voice recognition company, and one of the services we offered was custom wakewords. The kinds of clients that took us up on that offer had (many-)multi-million dollar contracts. Of course they were paying for a lot more than the custom wakeword, but the cost of training a wakeword model is definitely substantial. @Unixbigot @diazona @shannonpersists @diazona @shannonpersists @Unixbigot @diazona @shannonpersists @Unixbigot @bornach @diazona @shannonpersists @Unixbigot @shannonpersists @bornach @diazona @Unixbigot The future is already here. Just unevenly distributed. @diazona @freemin7 @bornach @Unixbigot It seems like all it would take is one spy and a rogue middle-aged mechanic!💥🌎 @Unixbigot @shannonpersists I don't have one of these things (having tried them at others' houses it seemed pointless because I'd risk defenestrating it in furious frustration) but if ever I did acquire one it would definitely be taken over by a cat. @Unixbigot @shannonpersists A while back I liked to ask the Amazon smart speaker to play the Billy Joel song "The Downeaster Alexa." It would start, say the name of the song, hear itself say the wake word and stop to wait for a command. Lather, rinse, repeat. I think they've fixed it now, but it made for a fun little party trick. @Soozcat @shannonpersists hahaha tell me you employ nobody who bought Stormfront without etc… |
@shannonpersists at the time it was pretty much impossible to make a voice assistant without sending audio to the cloud. They listen for a “wake word” but the dirty secret is they are just listening for a pattern of syllables. A-lex-a, hey-si-ri l, oh-Kay-goo-gl. Lots of false triggers. Only just recently have chips gotten good enough to be more discriminatory.