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NanoRaptor

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everything's an app.

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Kye Fox

@NanoRaptor At least we cured hot chip with water cooling

Hugo Mills

@NanoRaptor It's only the apocalypse when you find hardware made with two-headed screws.

Wyte Lyon

@NanoRaptor ...create app that somehow makes children obey their parents? Like Pokemon GO, but with a leveling system based on parental happiness points?

atle

@NanoRaptor Times are good. Children no longer obey their parents and everything's an app.
(Obedience is the other side of oppression, and apps make life easier.)

NanoRaptor

@jaramsli Yeah, kids are built to and should generally be free to figure out not listening to their parents.

Not convinced everything has to be an app yet though. In theory yes but why does my hot water heater need an app that needs wifi that puts it in a failsafe low-functionality state if the internet goes down?

*changes wifi password*

*forgets*

*gets barely warm 30 second shower the next morning*

I don't like those apps.

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