 In my hands is my first iPod. Steve Jobs is smiling at me. Everybody at the Apple Store is smiling. I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on. I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling. 46 comments
 @SwiftOnSecurity when I'm old enough that an AVP is preferable to the real world my neck probably won't be able to support the weight.   @imalcolm @SwiftOnSecurity I'd spell it out but I secretly hope a trademark lawyer chokes every time I use an acronym.    @SwiftOnSecurity ๐ heartbreakingly dismal. 12 years means they have tons of money. as soon as the money runs out, though... ๐ @SwiftOnSecurity Still got the original, cracked screen and all but still working.๐  @SwiftOnSecurity That's hilarious (I'm old enough and isolated enough to enjoy the laugh without hesitation or remorse).  @Toddedritewim I am sure #TanngerinePalpatine has much larger man boobs, and no tattoos, as these hurt during application and no coward like #PoopypantsPinochet would endure that. Also, too large hands. #Trump  @SwiftOnSecurity makes me think of that horrible meta verse commercial https://youtu.be/lfj-QH7IMxQ?si=5g1fcC7WGeGC9PFs @SwiftOnSecurity Paul Atreides did not trust the artificial eyes of the Tleilaxu. Give it a few years - we won't need the big ski mask, it's in the contact lenses and feels like remembering things but it can be real if you tell it to be so. In our lifetime this will be real. I'm glad to be alive today.  @Luna @SwiftOnSecurity I was thinking "Maybe the Matrix was right, and 1999 was the pinnacle of human civilization" (ok, so the first iPod came out in 2001, but close) @SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity the 12 years is kinda unrealistic. Everything else is what weโre heading for. @SwiftOnSecurity wow - you successfully wrote a William Gibson novel in 9 short sentences, dark stuff!  @SwiftOnSecurity but will the Apple Vision have had the even-wider lightning adapter or not? |
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