I do long for the days of FVWM95
AntiX is very usable and fairly "modern" so you might want to check out that distro.
I am not a fan of the kernel folks "retiring" "old architecture"
Linux should still blaze on a 386 and should have /expanded/ to run in some way on 8088/8086/286/etc (semi-RIP ELKS)
@howtophil I'll try it!
Wrt pre-Pentium machines, it's cool that the 486 is still supported by NetBSD but it requires a good amount of RAM.