me: server is down for updates
people: but server X has way less downtime what's up with that
me: *checks that server* ... because they never run any updates and are liable to get hacked some day and also don't have any of the more recent features
people: but what about if it works don't fix it
me: if your front door is literally gone and everyone can walk in, it technically works yes? But you still want to fix it, not just because of the cold air coming in