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Mike Taylor 🦕

My son sent me this, I have no idea where it's from but it's perfect.

Venn diagram of "Incel" and "Excel". Where they overlap, the intersection is labelled "Incorrectly assuming something is a date".
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Human 3500

@mike incorrectly assuming everything is a date

Space Hobo Actual

@mike There are versions with a third circle labelled "Me eating figs".

Sadie

@mike
I laughed so loudly I scared my cat.

Folmer

@mike

Someone made an extended version (and I don't know where this one came from either 😅)

Venn diagram with three circles.

Incel
Excel
Me eating a fig

Overlap between two circles as follows (3 total)
Incel+Excel:
Sheets are never clean

Incel+Me eating a fig:
The dying gasp of wasps

Excel+me eating a fig:
Makes a mess on my desktop

Center where all circles overlap:
Incorrectly assuming something is a date
Darryl Ramm

@mike

Incels everywhere thinking: “but I use Google sheets”…

James Seward

@mike @lisamelton It originated in the meme thread on the Something Awful forums

Jer Warren

@awandererinsantafe @mike came to post this. Thank you for your service

Corvid Crone

@mike

Only, with Excel, I can just go to the cell format option and correct it with no pushback

William Gunn

@mike It's so amazing that this has been going on for decades. Scientists literally gave up and renamed the gene Oct4 because of this. It's like they're just trolling us now.

Kees N ✅

@williamgunn @mike
Know your tools. Don't be lazy. Format columns to the required data type.

Che Tibby

@mike a few years back a dude on twitter reported watching some kids on reddit(?) creating it

Brick Duck

@mike Classic! The original actually comes from Something Awful.

SomeGadgetGuy

@mike Freaks out when you try to correct them...

Lisa Hamilton

@mike Ken from the Barbie movie is a textbook malignant incel and no one cares

They're giving awards to the most dangerously misogynistic movie ever in mainstream Hollywood

People will be even more confused and unable to detect inappropriate treatment of women- shame on everyone who made that piece of shit movie

Mike Taylor 🦕

@3x10to8mps I've not seen it. But people I know who have, seem to have a very different impression from yours. I guess I'll have to make up my own mind when I see it.

Lisa Hamilton

@mike Please do. Listen to the words Ken sings so innocently: why couldn't I make you love me? Then he stalks her, stows away in her car when she leaves for an important trip, turns on her, steals her house, defiles her bed, revels in cruelty to her and tries to make it so women never have rights again

Women finally "win" by isolating (all in bizarre pink prison jumpsuits) in their Capitol building and voting to keep women's rights legal. Only the gay man supports their position

And Barbie just forgives Ken because she had been "mean" by considering him just a friend when he wanted more

Let me know what you think

@mike Please do. Listen to the words Ken sings so innocently: why couldn't I make you love me? Then he stalks her, stows away in her car when she leaves for an important trip, turns on her, steals her house, defiles her bed, revels in cruelty to her and tries to make it so women never have rights again

Mike Taylor 🦕

@3x10to8mps Well, I could have done without the spoilers. But if I do eventually watch it I'll try to remember to get back to you.

Lisa Hamilton

@mike It's so well done it's insidious. The dark side is easily missed. And I gave no plot away. Most of those events are in the commercials and trailer. I just highlighted alternate perspectives I hope you may remember to look for.

And I imagine you will enjoy the movie. It deserves the awards it's going to win. It just perpetuates something I'm against. Hope to hear from you :-)

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