@lcamtuf Similar to why I loved discussing "NOSQL" data stores a decade or more ago: Watching them all embarrassingly, publicly discover that the CAP theorem was real, that performance rarely scales linearly without tradeoffs, that relational models are efficient, and that SQL was (and remains) an excellent language for interrogating data... We are still sore from laughing about when "NOSQL" stopped meaning "NO SQL" and started being translated as "Not Only SQL"