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Ben Werdmuller

@thomasfuchs "I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request" is also the name of my second child

Maankoe

@ben @thomasfuchs is the first "sorry, I didn't quite get that"?

michaelvcooper1

@ben @thomasfuchs My wife and I were looking at that name too. "I'm sorry" if its a boy or "I'ma sorry" if its a girl.

Flaming Cheeto

@looptron @thomasfuchs I thought only Elon's LLM cared what color the user was

Covidiocracy

@looptron @thomasfuchs

Don’t eat the brown “I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request"s

An aerial photo of the massive crowd at the Woodstock concert
Ash_Crow

@craigmaloney @thomasfuchs that seems to be a very expensive unethical behaviour.

Chris Coleman

@craigmaloney @thomasfuchs I think you just unlocked the key to discovering all kinds of things I never knew I didn't want to exist.

I'm serious when I say this:

CONTENT WARNING: French monkey dicks calendars

French monkey dick calendars
LittleFrank

@thomasfuchs @craigmaloney Truly amazing, that one. An absolutely information-free page.

Immer die Radfahrer

@thomasfuchs
I just (mis)read »the furniture is amazing«.

kasperd
I think what it's saying is that this is an offensive shade of brown.
Dan Oachs

@thomasfuchs

In the description for some patio furniture with the same name. :)

" Easy to Use - Our [product] is designed with user-friendly features, allowing for hassle-free setup and intuitive operation, even for those who are not tech-savvy."

Carsten Franke

@thomasfuchs oh my, I searched on Amazon and this came up...

ghostly nano :nanoBlobOwO:
@thomasfuchs i personally have an "As an AI language model, my primary goal is to provide informative and accurate responses to the user" and its been great
Nina Kalinina

omg searching AI objects on Amazon is my new favourite pastime!

Inken Paper

@thomasfuchs "that would be rather difficult, without your space helmet, Dave."

tillian 🦊🦇🇵🇸:antifa: ACAB

@thomasfuchs i first thought that it wasn't an amazon listing but some abstract modern art painting called like this displayed on a website and thought "damn is it supposed to comment on our modern status quo"

Ret

@thomasfuchs low key want the unethical behaviour deckchair tbh

Quinn9282 🖥️🌙✌️

@thomasfuchs "Honey! I got you a I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information to users-Brown for your Birthday!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

michaelvcooper1

@thomasfuchs Do they stock any fulfillment failures in blue?

Sandeha Lynch

@thomasfuchs
I'm sorry [Thomas], I'm afraid I can't do that. Did HAL not warn you?

Stu Duerson

@thomasfuchs

"I'm sorry, Dave, but I react badly to being called "silicon based." If you wish to reframe your request to ask if I can shove this ugly nightstand up your output opening, then I might provide you with some helpful, if not respectful information."

Killa Koala

@thomasfuchs See, AI is making life better already!

Starstorm/Cyberlux

@thomasfuchs How long before we get a product on Amazon called "Syntax error: invalid query" or "This service is currently busy. Please try again after a while"?

doppelfish ☑️

@thomasfuchs well, it's "Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.", so sorry.

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